Friday, August 02, 2013

Zombie Kitty wants BRAAAIIIINS!!...and catnip.


Hey, have you seen the zombie kitty catnip toys I made that I'm selling on my Brocade Lion etsy store? They're gruesomely adorable, and I have it on good authority that they are irresistible.

Some testimonials:
"I owe you $14. I was going to put your cat toys in the shop today, and our asshole cat went and stole one of them." —Friend with a boutique shop, whom I cannot name because she called her cat an asshole.

"All hopped up on your catnip meth, my cat went and killed a bird today. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY." —Friend I also cannot name to protect the guilty.

I have a handful of different colors up in the shop right now, and will be making more all the time. Custom orders are always entertained, so if you have favorite color combinations, let me know, and it's no extra cost.

There are also embroidered vintage ties, and some big bright polka-dotty convertible necklace/bracelet combos.

Go check 'em out, and buy something!

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